census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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