Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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