When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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