The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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