oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Randomize
