i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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