3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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