I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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