are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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