and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Me too!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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