she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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