I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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