I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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