I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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