He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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