Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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