i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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