so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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