so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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