what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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