what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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