Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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