i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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