Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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