you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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