So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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