Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
If I die, sorry about rent.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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