? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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