i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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