Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
honey bunches of taint.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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