If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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