It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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