She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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