I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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