i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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