Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
