i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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