I didn't shave. On purpose
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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