I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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