please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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