Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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