Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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