...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Screwed.edu
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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