And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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