So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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