Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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