Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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