do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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