I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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