So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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