Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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